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441. Tactical Assault Anteater

Also known as a pangolin.

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442. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

443. “Kkkssssssssssssss”

―Scissors when you get that perfect angle

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444. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

―Microwave See also Appliances.

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445. Riding a Horse Through the Car Wash

446. Going to the Bookstore and Asking to Check out Books

Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.

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Funny Diseases

448. Lack Toast and Told Her Aunt

Can be fatal. See also Dairy.

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449. You Look Like You Slap You Knee and Say, “Welp!” Before Saying Goodbye

Dad behavior.

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Guest Entries

441. Tactical Assault Anteater

442. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

443. “Kkkssssssssssssss”

444. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

445. Riding a Horse Through the Car Wash

446. Going to the Bookstore and Asking to Check out Books

447. Why Are Fire Trucks Red?

448. Lack Toast and Told Her Aunt

449. You Look Like You Slap You Knee and Say, “Welp!” Before Saying Goodbye

450. Despite Thousands of People Passing Away in Them Each Year, You Never Hear About a Haunted Senior Care Home

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