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Funny Nicknames

472. Lord Traffic Cone Assaulter

Someone tried to throw a traffic cone at me, and that’s their name now.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2024| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

473. Fish Do Be Funny Like That

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

474. Our Brain Skips the Second “the”.

Read it again. I just wasted your time.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2024| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

475. Being Sent to the Centaur Office

Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2024| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

476. Schediphone

A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.

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Funny Things

477. A Porta-potty with Windows

See also Bathroom.

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Funny T-Shirts

478. Comic Sans Shop

Just “Comic Sans” in Comic Sans on a t-shirt.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2024| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

479. Backwards Benjamin Button-ing

Also known as aging.

Added by a Guest on November 26, 2024| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

480. Oh now! A typo!

See also Grammar.

Added by a Guest on November 26, 2024| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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