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Funny Things to Do

381. Show People Your ID and Say "Have You Seen This Person?"

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Funny Things to Do

382. Ask for a Happy Meal with Extra Happy.

Then maybe even sue when you still feel depressed. See also Restaurants.

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Funny Things to Do

383. Wrapping the Toilet in Wrapping Paper While Everyone’s Asleep

Pretty funny, until you have to use the bathroom yourself. See also Bathroom, Christmas.

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Funny Things to Do

384. Try to Not Think About Penguins

Dang it, so hard! See also Penguins, Random.

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Funny Advice

385. Don't Fall in Love.

Fall off a bridge instead. It hurts less. See also Love, Pain.

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Funny Insults

386. Askhole

According to Pintrest, “A person who constantly asks you for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.” See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

387. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.

If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.

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Funny Phrases

388. It's Just a Job...

Grass grows. Birds fly. Waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

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Funny Questions

389. Why Are iPhone Chargers Not Called Apple Juice?

See also Technology.

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Funny Quotes

390. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should’ve been more specific.”

―Lily Tomlin

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Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Been a while since I've been here.

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22 featured entries needed to overtake Frank.
Most liked post of mine is 216 likes (How to fall down a flight of stairs.).
100th featured entry of mine is Sternutaphobia.
1st featured entry of mine is Monopoly.
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Currently 6th in the Top Contributors leaderboard (again, not counting the Guest account, 1st is Ryan in this case).

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