Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Quotes
81. “People Say Money is Not the Key to Happiness, but I Have Always Figured if You Have Enough Money, You Can Have a Key Made.”
―Joan Rivers See also Money.
Funny Insults
82. You've Gotten So Much Plastic Surgery That Baribie Would be Jealous.
See also Dolls.
Funny Things to Do
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Funny Phrases
84. Nuti Qulqulluu Mitii? "Lakki Gooftaa!" Paanaamaan Miiraan Guutamte Noriega of Jaja. “Kosiidha!” Irony Nama Tokko Balleessa—hidhamaa Hanga Bara Haaraatti.
Oromo for a very long palendrome, "Are we not pure? 'No, sir!' Panama’s moody Noriega brags. 'It is garbage!' Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era."
Funny Anti-Jokes
85. What's Green While Also Having Wheels?
Grass. It was all a trick, see? There never were wheels!
Funny People
86. A Queen Gnawing on a Giant Chicken Leg
The wife of the king gnawing on a giant turkey leg. I don't think me nor Tyler have much else to say about this couple.
Funny Things to Do
88. Send a Hogwarts Acceptance Letter to a Random Address and See if They Respond
See also Harry Potter, Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
89. Swim in the Bahamas with Pigs
And if you ever need dinner, well...there they are. See also Pigs.
Funny Things to Do
90. Draw on Someone's Face While They're Sleeping
The pinnacle of pranks, what a classic. See also Pranks.