42. Eggs Are Good for Your Health. But Sometimes We Get Fed Up with Them. Add Some Butter, Chocolate, Sugar, Flour, and then Bake.
Now it’s not so boring to eat them every day See also Cake.
43. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.
They’ll never ask to go back again.
44. Tired of boiling water each evening? Heat 10 liters, and then freeze for future use.
45. I Just Found out That I’m Color Blind
The news came completely out of the green… See also Colors.
46. I Hate How Funerals Are Always at 9 A.m.
I'm not really a mourning person.
47. My Ex-wife Still Misses Me.
I will say though, her aim's getting better.
48. I Wanted to Take Pictures of the Fog This Morning but I Mist My Chance.
I suppose I could dew it tomorrow.