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Funny Anti-Jokes

41. How Many Cars Does It Take to Get from New York to California?

One, unless the car breaks down.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on December 15, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

43. Love Thy Neighbor...

But don't get caught.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

44. Glue Coins to a Sidewalk

Especially effective in a very busy area.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

45. Eat Vanilla Pudding out of a Mayo Jar

See also Pranks.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

46. Bring a Fishing Pole to an Aquarium

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Funny Quotes

48. "I Don't Care What They Say About Me. I Just Want to Eat."

- Pam Beesly from The Office. See also The Office.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 13, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

49. "I Just Want to Lie on the Beach and Eat Hot Dogs. That's All I've Ever Wanted."

- Kevin Malone from The Office.

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Funny Quotes

50. "Never Put off Till Tomorrow What You Can Do the Day After Tomorrow Just as Well."

- Mark Twain. I love this guy's logic.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 13, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Opal In Sky is the best fucking band.

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