Inherently Funny

Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries

41. If Jimmy Ate Half a Sandwich, and Billy Ate Three Quarters of a Sandwich, How Much is Left of Jimmy’s Sandwich?

Half. I never said Billy ate Jimmy's sandwich.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on December 15, 2023| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

42. Mandy Goes to the Doctor and is Prescribed Laughter as the Best Medicine. What Does Mandy Do?

She sues the doctor for medical malpractice.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on December 15, 2023| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

43. Love Thy Neighbor...

But don't get caught.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2023| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

44. If No One from the Future Comes to Try and Stop You, then How Bad Could It Really Be?

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2023| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

45. Bring a Fishing Pole to an Aquarium

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2023| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

46. Eat Vanilla Pudding out of a Mayo Jar

47. Glue Coins to a Sidewalk

Especially effective in a very busy area.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2023| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

48. "Never Put off Till Tomorrow What You Can Do the Day After Tomorrow Just as Well."

- Mark Twain. I love this guy's logic.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 13, 2023| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

49. “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

―Groucho Marx See also Friends, Jail.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 13, 2023| 2 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

50. "I Just Want to Lie on the Beach and Eat Hot Dogs. That's All I've Ever Wanted."

- Kevin Malone from The Office.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 13, 2023| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Yeetaleetthese…

514 Entries
1,129 Comments

Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Opal In Sky is the best fucking band.

Random stats:
27 featured entries needed to overtake Frank.
Most liked post of mine is 203 likes (How to fall down a flight of stairs.).
100th featured entry of mine is Sternutaphobia.
1st featured entry of mine is Monopoly.
75 featured entries needed to overtake Ryan.
Currently 6th in the Top Contributors leaderboard (again, not counting the Guest account, 1st is Ryan in this case).

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.