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Funny Advice
91. Tired of boiling water each evening? Heat 10 liters, and then freeze for future use.
Funny Advice
92. Eggs Are Good for Your Health. But Sometimes We Get Fed Up with Them. Add Some Butter, Chocolate, Sugar, Flour, and then Bake.
Now it’s not so boring to eat them every day See also Cake.
Funny Advice
93. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.
They’ll never ask to go back again.
Funny Anti-Jokes
95. I Wanted to Take Pictures of the Fog This Morning but I Mist My Chance.
I suppose I could dew it tomorrow.
Funny Anti-Jokes
96. I Just Found out That I’m Color Blind
The news came completely out of the green… See also Colors.
Funny Quotes
100. “My Therapist Told Me the Way to Achieve True Inner Peace is to Finish What I Start. So Far I’ve Finished Two Bags of M&Ms and a Chocolate Cake. I Feel Better Already.”
- Dave Barry