92. Eggs Are Good for Your Health. But Sometimes We Get Fed Up with Them. Add Some Butter, Chocolate, Sugar, Flour, and then Bake.
Now it’s not so boring to eat them every day See also Cake.
93. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.
They’ll never ask to go back again.
I suppose I could dew it tomorrow.
The news came completely out of the green… See also Colors.
100. “My Therapist Told Me the Way to Achieve True Inner Peace is to Finish What I Start. So Far I’ve Finished Two Bags of M&Ms and a Chocolate Cake. I Feel Better Already.”
- Dave Barry