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Funny Advice

91. Tired of boiling water each evening? Heat 10 liters, and then freeze for future use.

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Funny Advice

92. Eggs Are Good for Your Health. But Sometimes We Get Fed Up with Them. Add Some Butter, Chocolate, Sugar, Flour, and then Bake.

Now it’s not so boring to eat them every day See also Cake.

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Funny Advice

93. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.

They’ll never ask to go back again.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

94. My Ex-wife Still Misses Me.

I will say though, her aim's getting better.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

95. I Wanted to Take Pictures of the Fog This Morning but I Mist My Chance.

I suppose I could dew it tomorrow.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

96. I Just Found out That I’m Color Blind

The news came completely out of the green… See also Colors.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

97. I Hate How Funerals Are Always at 9 A.m.

I'm not really a mourning person.

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Funny Observations

98. Why Do They Call It Rush Hour when Nothing Moves?

See also Traffic.

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Funny Questions

99. Need an Ark to Save Two of Every Animal?

I Noah guy. See also Puns, Religion.

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Funny Quotes

100. “My Therapist Told Me the Way to Achieve True Inner Peace is to Finish What I Start. So Far I’ve Finished Two Bags of M&Ms and a Chocolate Cake. I Feel Better Already.”

- Dave Barry

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Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible.

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