Also known as lying. I’m not lying about this one, though.
...Why would anyone want to eat glitter in the first place? That's gonna be such a mess...
They might occasionally switch mags, but they seem to have an infinite amount.
As an avid fan of pickles, I can't decide if this would be tasty or disgusting
Literally looks like a giant baguette. This would be kinda funny to show off to your friends. See also Bread.
Better hope you don't lose the key, otherwise you might just waste ~$13. See also Technology.
It won't ever become a problem again. See also Marriage.