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Funny Quotes
21. "Accept Who You Are. Unless You're a Serial Killer."
- Ellen DeGeneres. As terrible as she is, she's right on this one.
Funny Quotes
23. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”
―Lillian Donovan
Funny Quotes
24. “The Reason I Talk to Myself is Because I’m the Only One Whose Answers I Accept.”
― George Carlin.
Funny Quotes
25. “Whoever Established the High Road and How High It Should be Should be Fired.”
- Sandra Bullock. Can't really argue with her on that one.
Funny Anti-Jokes
26. A Cow Was Suddenly Milked Without It Knowing.
Needless to say, it was in udder disbelief.
Funny Anti-Jokes
27. The Nap Police Were Called to the Local Daycare.
Turns out, all it was was just a three-year-old resisting a rest.
Funny Anti-Jokes
28. My Girlfriend Changed After Becoming a Vegetarian.
It almost feels like I've never met herbivore.
Funny Questions
29. If a Dinosaur Has an Extensive Vocabulary, Wouldn't It be a Thesaurus?
See also Dad Jokes.
Funny Things to Do
30. Have an Argument with a Mannequin at a Store
I knew those damn mannequins were up to no good...