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Funny Foods
11. Alewives
No one knows why it was named this way, but it's part of the herring family. Knowing its history, it's probably not very good.
Funny Foods
12. The Imam Fainted
I’m not kidding, that’s the actual name. It’s prepared with eggplants, tomatoes, and garlic. See also Turkish.
Funny Foods
13. Clootie Dumpling
Might sound unappetizing, but it's apparently dried fruits wrapped in cloth then simmered in hot water. See also Dessert, Scottish.
Funny Quotes
15. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”
―Lillian Donovan
Funny Quotes
16. “Whoever Established the High Road and How High It Should be Should be Fired.”
- Sandra Bullock. Can't really argue with her on that one.
Funny Quotes
17. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”
Funny Quotes
18. "Accept Who You Are. Unless You're a Serial Killer."
- Ellen DeGeneres. As terrible as she is, she's right on this one.
Funny Quotes
20. “The Reason I Talk to Myself is Because I’m the Only One Whose Answers I Accept.”
― George Carlin.