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Funny Anti-Jokes

31. What Do You Call a Cross Between...

...a joke and a rhetorical question?

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32. How Many Cars Does It Take to Get from New York to California?

One, unless the car breaks down.

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33. A Man Died After Eating 300 Hot Dogs.

I guess we all know to not eat 300 hot dogs quickly.

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34. If Jimmy Ate Half a Sandwich, and Billy Ate Three Quarters of a Sandwich, How Much is Left of Jimmy’s Sandwich?

Half. I never said Billy ate Jimmy's sandwich.

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35. What Should You Never Bring to a Soap Opera Audition?

Soap. Despite the name, they aren't cleaning performances.

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37. Mandy Goes to the Doctor and is Prescribed Laughter as the Best Medicine. What Does Mandy Do?

She sues the doctor for medical malpractice.

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Funny Advice

38. Love Thy Neighbor...

But don't get caught.

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39. If No One from the Future Comes to Try and Stop You, then How Bad Could It Really Be?

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Funny Things to Do

40. Bring a Fishing Pole to an Aquarium

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