51. “My Therapist Told Me the Way to Achieve True Inner Peace is to Finish What I Start. So Far I’ve Finished Two Bags of M&Ms and a Chocolate Cake. I Feel Better Already.”
- Dave Barry
52. Watching People Come Through an Arrival Gate at an Airport is the Equivalent of Watching a Random Person Generator
53. The Man Who Lost His Berries
He doesn't know where they are. :(
54. The Wafflehouse Has Found Its New Host
A copypasta that's been going around everywhere. It's honestly starting to become more annoying than funny.
Funny Things to Do
55. Licking the Cookie Batter off of the Spoon
A childhood classic.
56. What Did the Caveman Say to the Other Caveman?
I have no clue, probably along the lines of "Ooga Booga" because there was no proper languages back then.
57. Oscar-Mayer Wienermobile
A vehicle in the shape of a hot dog in a bun. Tasty.
Apparently, a vehicle used for when the Pope makes public appearances.
59. Pea Car
An actual car in the shape of my least favorite vegetable. See also Cars, Vegetables.
60. Stout Scarab
Pretty much looks like your typical, early 1900s car.