Chris's Entries

Funny Things to Do

21. Dropping a Sandbag on Someone's Head

Especially when done so using a pulley. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Chris on March 8, 2007| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

22. Cheater Police

Otherwise known as the people who ruin board games. See also Nerds.

Added by Chris on February 17, 2007| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

23. Does Santa Have a Pee-Pee?

Question asked by my three-year-old nephew this Christmas. See also Holidays.

Added by Chris on January 20, 2007| 9 Comments | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

24. Paprika Shop

My high school friend Tony used to whisper that this spice was the secret ingredient in his barbecue sauce.

Added by Chris on January 19, 2007| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

25. Capybara

A semi-aquatic, South American rodent, Capybaras are often purposely misidentifed as the "world's largest rat" in carnival sideshows.

Added by Chris on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

26. Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn

In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.

Added by Chris on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

27. Schmantz

The tight, lycra-blend, boot-cut, ubiquitous black pants girls wore to bars and clubs in the late 90's. See also 90's.

Added by Chris on November 24, 2006| 2 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

28. Sardine Beards

The inedible part of the sardine. See also Made Up.

Added by Chris on November 14, 2006| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

29. Torcano

Rare natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls lava. See also Made Up.

Added by Chris on November 13, 2006| 6 Comments | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Videos

30. Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract" Video

Featuring Paula Abdul's apparent opposite, the animated MC Skat Kat. See also 80's, Singers, Songs.

Added by Chris on October 30, 2006| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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