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Funny Questions

1861. If I'm Early when I'm Late to Being Late

am I on time.

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Funny Questions

1862. If My Brain Tells Me to Trust My Gut

who's actually in charge up there.

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Funny Questions

1863. If Tomatoes Are Fruit

does that make ketchup a smoothie.

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Funny Quotes

1864. "where's Perry?"

- Phineas

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Funny Sayings

1865. I'm Not Lazy

I'm just on energy-saving mode until further notice.

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Funny Sayings

1866. I Don't Rise and Shine.

I caffeinated and hope for the best.

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Funny Sayings

1867. My Thoughts Aren't Disorganized.

They're just socially distancing.

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Funny Sayings

1868. I Don't Make Mistakes.

I create learning opportunities for everyone else.

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Funny Sayings

1869. I Don't Run Late.

Time just runs early.

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Funny Songs

1870. I Swallowed Shampoo

i like it

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