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Funny Phobias

2261. There's a Phobia About a Duck Stalking You. Always.

imagine asking ur friend why they seem so paranoid and they say "the duck is always watching. Never let your guard down or he'll strike when you least expect it" while he looks like this: [°___°]

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Funny Phrases

2262. McDonald's Sprite Makes Me Feel Like I'm in a Different Dimension

mmmm

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Funny Things to Do

2264. Put a Potato on Your Head.

and scream "I AM A LLAMA EATING A BANANA" Quote from muffin in bluey

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Funny Things to Do

2265. Lick Your Elbow

an impossible task.

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Funny Advice

2266. Don't Do Your Homework

If you do, you might get a bad score. See also Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2267. Why Are Lawyers Never Taller than 9 Feet?

Because they are humans.

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Funny Books

2268. The Lord of the Things

The Lord of the Rings, but the rings are replaced with everyday objects.

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Funny Clothes

2269. The Vacuum of Space

Don't ask how to wear it.

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Funny Conveyances

2270. The Ratmobile

For Ratman. Also including the Catmobile and Gnatmobile.

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