Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
2311. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.
See also Poetry.
Funny Jobs
2313. Steve
Funny Sayings
2314. Hogan's Goat
An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.
Funny Advice
2315. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping
It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.
Funny Advice
2316. In Case of Fire, Use Stairs
That's right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!
Funny Things to Do
2318. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"
Everyone hates a literalist.
Funny Things to Do
2319. On the First Day of Summer Vacation, Change the Clock, Close the Curtains and Put on a Backpack. Then Wake Up a Sibling and Tell Them They Went into a Coma and Slept Through Summer.
See how long they wait for the bus. See also Pranks.
