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Funny Advice

2321. If You Swim with a Friend, Your Chances of Getting Eaten by a Shark Will Drop by 50%

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2322. What Do You Get when You Cross a Madwoman and a Gardener?

A child.

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Funny TV Shows

2323. Mr. Hiccup

Italian-Swiss show in which the character, Mr. Hiccup, tries, and fails to cure his chronic hiccups. Ran for 39 episodes before the producers finally decided that trying to cure hiccups isn't interesting. See also 80's, Italian, Swiss.

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Funny Euphemisms

2324. Sky Juice

Also known as rain. See also Weather.

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Funny Songs

2325. Oldies in Pharmaceutical Commericals

They play old songs to appeal to the elderly. Which means in 50 years Despacito will be playing on an Ex-Lax commercial. See also Medicine.

Added by a Guest on August 18, 2018| 9 Comments | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

2326. Toot Hill Butts

An amusingly-named road in Oxfordshire, England. See also British.

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Funny T-Shirts

2327. Drink Wisconsinbly Shop

As in the heaviest drinking state of the nation. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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Funny Drinks

2328. Suicide Soda

A combination of fountain sodas like Coke, Diet Coke, Root Beer, Diet Root Beer, etc. A culinary contribution of kids from the American Midwest. See also Soda.

Added by a Guest on August 11, 2018| 2 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2329. Isn't a Thesaurus a Dinosaur?

Asked the ignorant 10-year-old me. See also Dinosaurs, Grammar.

Added by a Guest on August 8, 2018| 3 Comments | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2330. Bath Blanket

Also known as a shower curtain.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2018| 1 Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike