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Funny Sayings

2371. David, You Left Your Phone at My House

World's dumbest text. See also Phones.

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Funny Euphemisms

2372. Earth Sauce

Also known as lava.

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Funny Animals

2373. Quokkas

A marsupial found in Western Australia that's related to kangaroos and wallabies. Let's call this li'l critter a quokka, mate! See also Australian.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2374. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

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Funny Euphemisms

2375. Squeezy Juice

Capri Sun.

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Funny Euphemisms

2376. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

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Funny Foods

2377. The Forbidden Fruit

Also known as Tide Pods.

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Funny Things to Do

2378. Thinking That You Are Good at Playing Kazoo, Just Because You Know How to Breathe

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Funny Phrases

2379. Intergluteal Cleft

The medical name for the butt crack. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Phrases

2380. Innerer Schweinehund

German for "inner pig dog," used to describe your inner demons or weaker self. See also German.

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