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Funny Words

2371. Micturition

Fancy word for urination which is itself a fancy word for peeing. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Advice

2372. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2018| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2373. Smashing Through a Window with a Pool Cue

See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on March 23, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

2374. Fire Squirters

Also known as volcanoes.

Added by a Guest on March 22, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2375. Breakfast Ravioli

Also known as a Pop-Tart. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2376. Beaver Nuggets Shop

Basically Pirate’s Booty covered in caramel. Easy to unwittingly eat an entire bag on a long road trip.

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Funny Names

2377. Climber McBitey

This is my dad's uncle's cat's name. They apparently named him for what he does best. See also Cats.

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Funny Quotes

2378. "I'm on a Rock."

Said every kid playing lava floor ever.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

2379. The Freshman Fifteen

The fifteen pounds gained by incoming college freshmen who suddenly have to start feeding themselves. See also College, Obesity.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2380. Liquid Gamer

Also known as Mountain Dew. See also Soda, Video Games.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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