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Funny Anti-Jokes

2381. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2382. Eating the Ghosts in Pac-Man Right as They're Flashing

You're a ballsy one, aren't you? See also Video Games.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2383. Writing Utensil

Pretentious, wordy way to say "pen or pencil".

Added by a Guest on December 18, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2384. Thank You!

AKA, I hate this gift.

Added by a Guest on December 18, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

2385. Idiot Holding the Flashlight

You, whenever you work on cars with your dad.
Yes, I'm worried about this generation, too. See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on December 18, 2017| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2386. Tell Everyone You're Making Brownies

Then hand them the letter E cut out of brown construction paper. See also Desserts, Pranks.

Added by a Guest on December 18, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2387. Mixing Levels of Profanity

What a gosh-darn f*ckwad. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on December 18, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2388. What Do a Cat and Mount Everest Have in Common?

Both are part of this joke.

Added by a Guest on December 16, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

2389. Dan

-This quote is the wrong way round.

Added by a Guest on December 16, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2390. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...

...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2017| 15 Comments | You Like This |

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