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Funny Quotes

2411. "Never Wear Anything That Panics the Cat."

- P.J. O'Rourke See also Cats.

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Funny Words

2412. Liddle

According to Donald Trump, how "Little" is spelled. See also Presidents.

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Funny Jobs

2413. Professional Boner

A person responsible for inserting whale bones during the production of a corset. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Phrases

2414. Fair Dinkum

Australian slang for "truth". See also Australian.

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Funny Advice

2415. Don't Yell at Your Kids

Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Parents.

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Funny Phrases

2416. Devenir Chêvre

French phrase that means losing your patience, but that translates literally into "becoming a goat." See also French, Goats.

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Funny Phrases

2417. Det Var Helt Texas

How Norwegians say, "That was crazy." See also Norwegian, Texas.

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Funny Things

2418. Metal Slides

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! Forget this.

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Funny Insults

2419. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on

See also Birds, Scatalogical.

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Funny Phobias

2420. Snake Clowns

Batman's greatest fear in The Lego Batman Movie. See also Clowns, Snakes.

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