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Funny Things to Do

2421. Opening a Piggy Bank with a Hammer

See also Money, Old-Timey.

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Funny Quotes

2422. "Be Nice to Nerds. Chances Are, You'll End Up Working for One."

- Bill Gates See also Nerds.

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Funny Toys

2423. Barbie Potty Training Pup Shop

Play at being a responsible dog owner. See also Scatological.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2424. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?

A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.

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Funny Advice

2425. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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Funny Words

2426. Eleventy

A number higher than ninety. See also Made Up, Numbers.

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Funny Euphemisms

2427. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on June 13, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2428. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Animals

2429. The Great Tit

A species of bird with the worst name. See also Birds, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2017| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2430. Tying Bedsheets Together and Climbing out the Window

Sadly, children escaping their parents, inmates escaping prison, and people escaping fires have all fallen to their deaths doing this. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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