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Funny Euphemisms

2421. I18n

Internationalization, or making computer programs work in all languages and regions of the world, is such a long word that computer programmers just call it I18n, because there's 18 letters between the I and the N. See also Computers.

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Funny Dances

2422. The Constipated Turtle

Crouch down and act like you're constipated and keep your upper lip bigger than your lower lip. See also Turtles.

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Funny Euphemisms

2423. Nose Flavours

Aka smells.

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Funny Jobs

2424. Elephant Pooper Scooper

Seen often in circuses and big parades. See also Parades, Scatological.

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Funny Places

2425. U, Micronesia

Is its sister city A, Norway?

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Funny Euphemisms

2426. Majestic Sea Flap Flap

Euphemism for a manta ray.

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Funny Questions

2427. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.

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Funny People

2428. People Who Were in Advertisements When They Were Babies

They think it makes them interesting, when in fact they're just ordinary people just like everyone else. See also Advertising, Babies.

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Funny Sayings

2429. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday

Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.

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Funny Advice

2430. Don't Lick the Bowl

Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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