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Funny Jobs

2391. Elephant Pooper Scooper

Seen often in circuses and big parades. See also Parades, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 28, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

2392. U, Micronesia

Is its sister city A, Norway?

Added by a Guest on November 28, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2393. Majestic Sea Flap Flap

Euphemism for a manta ray.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2394. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 26, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

2395. People Who Were in Advertisements When They Were Babies

They think it makes them interesting, when in fact they're just ordinary people just like everyone else. See also Advertising, Babies.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2396. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday

Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.

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Funny Advice

2397. Don't Lick the Bowl

Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2017| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

2398. Al Frankenstien

Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.

Added by a Guest on November 20, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2399. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?

The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on November 19, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

2400. Red Schools with Belltowers

These days, schools bear more resemblance to prison complexes. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

Added by a Guest on November 18, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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