Guest Entries
Funny Jobs
2391. Elephant Pooper Scooper
Seen often in circuses and big parades. See also Parades, Scatological.
Funny Questions
2394. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?
To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.
Funny People
2395. People Who Were in Advertisements When They Were Babies
They think it makes them interesting, when in fact they're just ordinary people just like everyone else. See also Advertising, Babies.
Funny Sayings
2396. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday
Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.
Funny Advice
2397. Don't Lick the Bowl
Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Nicknames
2398. Al Frankenstien
Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2399. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?
The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.
Funny Places
2400. Red Schools with Belltowers
These days, schools bear more resemblance to prison complexes. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
