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Scott's Cot Caught a Scot's Ascot

Or, Scott from Scotland's tie got trapped in his bed. See also Scottish.


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Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

Lord Fredrick on June 11, 2018

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