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Funny Euphemisms

2351. Thank You!

AKA, I hate this gift.

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Funny Jobs

2352. Idiot Holding the Flashlight

You, whenever you work on cars with your dad.
Yes, I'm worried about this generation, too. See also Cars.

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Funny Things to Do

2353. Tell Everyone You're Making Brownies

Then hand them the letter E cut out of brown construction paper. See also Desserts, Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

2354. Mixing Levels of Profanity

What a gosh-darn f*ckwad. See also Profanity.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2355. What Do a Cat and Mount Everest Have in Common?

Both are part of this joke.

Added by a Guest on December 16, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

2356. Dan

-This quote is the wrong way round.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2357. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...

...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.

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Funny Sayings

2358. 19 and 20 Got into a Fight

21. See also Numbers.

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Funny Things to Do

2359. Studying

The act of watching TV, eating, or browsing the internet with an open textbook nearby. See also Schools.

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Funny Clothes

2360. Eargloves

When you're out in the cold and don't have a hat or hoodie and have to press your gloves into ear service. See also Winter.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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