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Funny Advice

2361. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.

Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.

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Funny Sayings

2362. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.

See also Poetry.

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Funny Animals

2363. Zedonk

A zebra-donkey hybrid. More fun to say than to ride.

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Funny Jobs

2364. Steve

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Funny Sayings

2365. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

2366. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping

It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.

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Funny Advice

2367. In Case of Fire, Use Stairs

That's right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!

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Funny Sayings

2368. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

See also Science.

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Funny Things to Do

2369. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"

Everyone hates a literalist.

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Funny Things to Do

2370. On the First Day of Summer Vacation, Change the Clock, Close the Curtains and Put on a Backpack. Then Wake Up a Sibling and Tell Them They Went into a Coma and Slept Through Summer.

See how long they wait for the bus. See also Pranks.

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