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Funny Places

2341. Hamburger University

McDonald's training ground outside of Chicago. I'm probably not going to apply there. See also College, Fast Food.

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Funny Things to Do

2342. Celebrating Your Cat's Birthday

See also Cats, Unnecessary.

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Funny Words

2343. Californicate

To invade from California, e.g. Portland, Seattle, and Austin are currently being Californicated. See also California, Sophomoric.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2344. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2345. Eating the Ghosts in Pac-Man Right as They're Flashing

You're a ballsy one, aren't you? See also Video Games.

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Funny Euphemisms

2346. Writing Utensil

Pretentious, wordy way to say "pen or pencil".

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Funny Euphemisms

2347. Thank You!

AKA, I hate this gift.

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Funny Jobs

2348. Idiot Holding the Flashlight

You, whenever you work on cars with your dad.
Yes, I'm worried about this generation, too. See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on December 18, 2017| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2349. Tell Everyone You're Making Brownies

Then hand them the letter E cut out of brown construction paper. See also Desserts, Pranks.

Added by a Guest on December 18, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2350. Mixing Levels of Profanity

What a gosh-darn f*ckwad. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on December 18, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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