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Funny Things to Do

2451. Painting over All Six Sides of a Rubik's Cube

We've all done this before, right?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2452. What Did the T-Rex Say to the Caveman?

Nothing. It just roared at him and ate him. And then it got back into its time machine and went back to the Cretaceous Period, at least a million years before cavemen existed. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Insults

2453. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Euphemisms

2454. Go Jelly Beans!

My grandmother's way of saying "Go crazy!"

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Funny Phobias

2455. Xylophobia

Fear of wooden objects.

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Funny T-Shirts

2456. Breaking Hearts and Blowing Farts

My younger sister has a shirt that says this. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

2457. Talking Through a Harmonica

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2458. How Do You Tell Time in Chicago?

You look at a clock.

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Funny Dances

2459. Beep Beep Like a Sheep

1. Throw your hands up and point them to the ground.
2. Get down on all fours.
3. Bounce around.
4. Go crazy now! See also Farming.

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Funny Insults

2460. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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