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Funny Advice

2491. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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Funny Words

2492. Eleventy

A number higher than ninety. See also Made Up, Numbers.

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Funny Euphemisms

2493. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on June 13, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2494. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Animals

2495. The Great Tit

A species of bird with the worst name. See also Birds, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2017| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2496. Tying Bedsheets Together and Climbing out the Window

Sadly, children escaping their parents, inmates escaping prison, and people escaping fires have all fallen to their deaths doing this. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2497. You're as Sharp as a Marble

Added by a Guest on June 10, 2017| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2498. Oh Yeah?

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Funny Books

2499. The Moose With Loose Poops Shop

A young moose is looking forward to spending the weekend with his dad, but troubled times await. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on June 8, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2500. Wearing Your Tie as a Headband

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