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Funny Anti-Jokes

2511. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?

A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.

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Funny Advice

2512. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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Funny Words

2513. Eleventy

A number higher than ninety. See also Made Up, Numbers.

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Funny Euphemisms

2514. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Insults

2515. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Animals

2516. The Great Tit

A species of bird with the worst name. See also Birds, Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

2517. Tying Bedsheets Together and Climbing out the Window

Sadly, children escaping their parents, inmates escaping prison, and people escaping fires have all fallen to their deaths doing this. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

2518. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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Funny Questions

2519. Oh Yeah?

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Funny Books

2520. The Moose With Loose Poops Shop

A young moose is looking forward to spending the weekend with his dad, but troubled times await. See also Scatological.

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