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Funny Sayings

2541. Clarinets Are ClariNEAT

See also Music.

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Funny Things to Do

2542. Burning a Copy of Fahrenheit 451

Oh, the irony. See also Literature.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2543. Why Did the Cat Cross the Road?

Because of it wanted to eat the chicken.

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Funny Insults

2544. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

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Funny Things to Do

2545. Using a Garbage Can Lid as a Shield

See also Children, Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

2546. You Ding Dong

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Funny Foods

2547. Kangaroo Burgers

Way back when I was a kid, people considered making these for health reasons, as well as to reduce carbon footprint. Sadly, this idea never took off.

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Funny Places

2548. Kansas City

Plot twist! It's in Missouri. See also Geography.

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Funny Insults

2549. You're Like a Russian Doll—Full of Yourself

See also Russian.

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Funny Sayings

2550. Dear sneeze, if you're going to happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.

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