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Funny Anti-Jokes

2571. What's More Dangerous than Running with Scissors?

Falling on them.

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Funny Names

2572. Yolanda Squatpump

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2574. What is Red and is Bad for Your Teeth?

A brick.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2575. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?

They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.

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Funny Insults

2576. Unwashed Sock

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Funny Phobias

2577. Koutaliaphobia

The fear of spoons. As seen in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon. See also Kitchen.

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Funny Places

2578. Earth, Texas

Did you know Earth only has a population of one thousand people?

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Funny Questions

2579. Hodor. Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor?

Hodor.

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Funny Quotes

2580. "I Don't Say Half of the Junk People Say I Do."

- Albert Einstein See also Science.

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