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Funny Songs

2601. The Kars 4 Kids Song

"Hello, Samsung? My TV hasn't been working properly ever since I threw an ax at it because the Kars 4 Kids commercial was on." See also Children, Commercials, Music.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2602. Why Did the Caterpillar Cross the Road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot. See also Birds.

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Funny Nicknames

2603. Ramen

For the curly-haired friend.

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Funny Things to Do

2604. Replacing Someone's Cigar with a Stick of Dynamite

And hiding behind a bush to watch them smoke it. See also Old-Timey, Pranks.

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Funny Words

2605. Covfefe

A word recently invented by our president. See also Presidents.

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Funny Advice

2606. Don't Make Decisions Without Eating First

Follow this advice when choosing what to eat.

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Funny Phobias

2607. Dextrophobia

Fear of objects on the right side of the body.

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Funny Sayings

2608. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

See also Fish.

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Funny Things to Do

2609. Painting over All Six Sides of a Rubik's Cube

We've all done this before, right?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2610. What Did the T-Rex Say to the Caveman?

Nothing. It just roared at him and ate him. And then it got back into its time machine and went back to the Cretaceous Period, at least a million years before cavemen existed. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on May 29, 2017| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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