Guest Entries
Funny Quotes
2612. "The word 'Australia' has three A's, all of which look the same, but are pronounced differently."
Screw English.
Funny Things to Do
2613. Parking as Close as You Can to the Gym
Careful! You don't want to get too much exercise. See also Exercise, Lazy.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2615. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health
See also Obesity.
Funny Nicknames
2616. Spice Boi
Funny Things to Do
2618. Stepping on a Rake
Classic cartoon humor. Works with hoes as well. See also Old-Timey.