Guest Entries

Funny Quotes

2651. "The word 'Australia' has three A's, all of which look the same, but are pronounced differently."

Screw English.

Added by a Guest on February 14, 2017| 16 Comments | 179 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2652. Parking as Close as You Can to the Gym

Careful! You don't want to get too much exercise. See also Exercise, Lazy.

Added by a Guest on February 14, 2017| Comment | 54 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2653. Who Closes the Door when the Bus Driver Leaves the Bus?

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2017| 26 Comments | 77 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2654. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2017| 4 Comments | 54 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

2655. Spice Boi

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2017| 8 Comments | 52 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

2656. Abibliophobia

The fear of running out of reading material.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2017| 26 Comments | 94 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2657. Stepping on a Rake

Classic cartoon humor. Works with hoes as well. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2017| 7 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2658. Waking Up and Destroying Your Alarm Clock

See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on February 7, 2017| 3 Comments | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

2659. If You're Drinking to Forget, Pay in Advance

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on February 6, 2017| 2 Comments | 120 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

2660. Chicken Sexer

Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2017| Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike