Guest Entries
Funny Things
2632. Screen Savers with a Moving Object That Bounces off the Sides of the Screen
You keep expecting them to hit the corner... but they never do. See also Computers.
Funny Nicknames
2633. Cicada
Your friend who spent the first 17 years of his life living underground and doing nothing, but once he gets to college starts making a lot of noise and partying. See also Insects.
Funny Things to Do
2634. Changing an F to an A by Drawing a Line Down the Right Side
A fail-safe way to make your report cards look better. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
2635. Sending Messages by Throwing Bricks Through Windows
An old pastime of the Mafia. Makes the recipient have to pay for repairs, too! See also Crime, Old-Timey.
Funny People
2636. The Baby That Represents the New Year and the Dying Old Man Who Represents the Old Year
How come we never see the year in middle age?
Funny Advice
2639. Celebrate Your Birthday Every Year
Scientists have proven that the people who celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.
Funny Foods
2640. Mockturtle Soup
The 18th-century version of imitation crab legs. Soup made from calf brains and organ meats to simulate the texture and flavor of turtle. See also English, Turtles.
