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Funny Sayings

2631. Your Fingers Have Finger Tips, but Your Toes Don't Have Toe Tips

Yet you can tip-toe... See also Feet.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2632. What Do You Call a Tree Without a Coat

A tree. See also Trees.

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Funny Words

2633. Bupkis

Yiddish word meaning little or no value.

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Funny Euphemisms

2634. Boopsie

A cute way to say fart. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Dances

2635. The Car

Lie down, sense your inner wheels and will yourself to move forward. See also Cars.

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Funny Foods

2636. Crisco

It's made out of vegetables, so it must be healthy.

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Funny Things to Do

2637. Driving Between the Wheels of a Semi-trailer Truck

A good way to escape a car chase in a movie. Or, you know, die. See also Cars.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2638. What Do Monkeys Eat for Breakfast?

Not cake.

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Funny Questions

2639. How Do You Clean a Dirt Floor?

By giving up.

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Funny Sayings

2640. I Could be a Poet and Not Even Realize It

See also Dad Jokes.

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