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Funny Words

2681. Schrottschenken

German word for giving trash as presents. See also German, Made Up.

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Funny Nicknames

2682. Q-Tip

For tall people with puffy hair.

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Funny Products

2683. Schnozzle Boogie Mist Shop

Yech.

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Funny Things to Do

2684. Calling Someone to Tell Them You Can't Talk Right Now

See also Telephones.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2685. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Things to Do

2686. Calling to Reserve a Table at McDonald's

See also Fast Food, Pranks.

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Funny Insults

2687. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.

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Funny Things to Do

2688. Using a Spoon as a Mirror

Usually to check if you have lipstick on your teeth. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

2689. Wrestling a Bean Bag

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Funny Questions

2690. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?

Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.

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