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Funny Places

2681. Rottenegg, Geisenfeld

Rottenegg is a village in the Hallertau of Bavaria, Germany. Formerly a separate municipality, it is now part of the municipality of Geisenfeld in the Upper Bavarian district of Pfaffenhofen. See also German.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2682. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?

You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

2683. You Rusty Kettle

Insinuates that once you were useful, but now you are quite the opposite, and leave a bad taste in one's mouth.

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Funny Sayings

2684. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

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Funny Questions

2685. What Did One Snowman Say to Another Snowman?

Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.

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Funny Drinks

2686. The Angry German

Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.

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Funny Words

2687. Unremacadamized

Real word meaning "having not been repaved with macadam." Macadam, by the way, are small broken stones.

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Funny Insults

2688. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!

Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.

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Funny Insults

2689. Who's This Clown?

A doubly hurtful thing to say because it implies that the person you're insulting is a) a clown, and b) not a very well known clown. See also Clowns.

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Funny Things to Do

2690. Gastromancy

Telling fortunes from the rumblings of the stomach. See also Magic.

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