Guest Entries
Funny Nicknames
2711. KaTasha
When my mom accidentally says my cat's name when she is talking to me, or vice-versa, but then corrects herself midway. See also Cats.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2712. What's the Difference Between an Apple and an Orange?
They're different fruits. See also Fruits.
Funny Sayings
2713. Dear algebra, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.
See also Math.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2716. What is Green, Has Six Legs, and Would Kill You if It Fell out of a Tree?
A pool table.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2717. Why Can't Donald Trump Draw a Perfect Circle?
Because it is impossible for a human to draw a perfect circle. See also Politics, Presidents.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2720. What Do You Call a Giraffe with a Short Neck?
A giraffe. What else would you call it?
