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Funny Sayings

2731. Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

See also Cheese, Politics.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2017| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2732. Why Didn't the Dog Go to the School Dance?

Because it was a pet-free school. See also Dogs, Schools.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2733. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2734. Giving Birth in the Back of a Taxi

Added by a Guest on January 24, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2735. Why Couldn't Jane Swing on the Swing Set?

Her mom said no.

Added by a Guest on January 20, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2736. Follicle Facist

An over confident youngster who likes making fun of balding middle aged men. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on January 20, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2737. Jagoff

Basically the Pittsburgh word for an a**hole. Frequently yelled at people who cause traffic problems. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on January 19, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2738. McChoco Potato

McDonald's fries topped with two chocolate sauces. Only served in Japanese McDonald's restaurants. See also Fast Food, Japan.

Added by a Guest on January 17, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2739. Bag of Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy Shop

Scientific fact: farts are funny and unicorns are real. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on January 17, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

2740. Yugo

Yugoslavia's version of the Ford Pinto. Every bit as clunky and dangerous, but killed by comedians rather than Ralph Nader. See also Communism.

Added by a Guest on January 16, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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