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Funny Anti-Jokes

2731. What Ended After 1987?

1986. See also Years.

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Funny Phobias

2732. Autodysomophobia

Fear of smelly people.

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Funny Nicknames

2733. Fiery Toots

'Tis true, I fart a lot. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2734. Why Didn't Santa Drink the Milk and Eat the Cookies You Left for Him?

Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.

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Funny Sayings

2735. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

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Funny Sayings

2736. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2737. I See London, I See France.

I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.

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Funny Drinks

2738. Poisoned Wine

A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

2739. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

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Funny Jobs

2740. Texas Railroad Commissioner

The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.

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