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Funny Advice

2731. Don't Give Up on Your Dream, Keep on Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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Funny Books

2732. Why Cats Paint Shop

They do? See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2733. What Does Not Have Arms?

Everything without arms. See also Body.

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Funny Words

2734. Pahoehoe

A type of lava. See also Science.

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Funny Nicknames

2735. Pickle in the Middle

I'm the middle child and I love pickles.

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Funny Nicknames

2736. The Momster

Your Mom after she counts to three. See also Horror, Parents.

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Funny Dances

2737. The Lazy Lama

Lay on the ground and sleep and don't do what people tell you to do.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2738. If Loose Means to Untie a Knot, Why Do People Say "Unloose" the Knot?

Wouldn't "unloose" mean to retie? See also Shoes.

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Funny Questions

2739. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?

A condescending con descending. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2740. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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