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Funny Insults

2751. If There Was an Award for Laziness, You'd Need Someone to Pick It Up for You

See also Lazy.

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Funny Quotes

2752. "Luke, I am your father."

Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2753. What's More Dangerous than Running with Scissors?

Falling on them.

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Funny Names

2754. Yolanda Squatpump

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Funny Things to Do

2755. Tying Your Hair into a Horn and Poking People with It.

See also Hair, Unicorns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2756. What is Red and is Bad for Your Teeth?

A brick.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2757. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?

They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.

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Funny Insults

2758. Unwashed Sock

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Funny Phobias

2759. Koutaliaphobia

The fear of spoons. As seen in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon. See also Kitchen.

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Funny Places

2760. Earth, Texas

Did you know Earth only has a population of one thousand people?

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