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Funny Insults

2771. You Rusty Kettle

Insinuates that once you were useful, but now you are quite the opposite, and leave a bad taste in one's mouth.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2772. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2773. What Did One Snowman Say to Another Snowman?

Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.

Added by a Guest on October 28, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

2774. The Angry German

Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

2775. Unremacadamized

Real word meaning "having not been repaved with macadam." Macadam, by the way, are small broken stones.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2776. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!

Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2777. Who's This Clown?

A doubly hurtful thing to say because it implies that the person you're insulting is a) a clown, and b) not a very well known clown. See also Clowns.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2778. Gastromancy

Telling fortunes from the rumblings of the stomach. See also Magic.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

2779. Puck-Man

Name of Pac-Man when the game was still in beta testing. Changed to Pac-Man because "Puck-Man" left an opportunity for vandals. See also 80's, Profanity, Video Games.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2780. Why was the Blond Woman So Loud?

She was shouting.

Added by a Guest on October 20, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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