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Funny Foods

2791. Pistachios with Uncracked Shells

Often require a hammer to open. See also Annoying.

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2792. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on August 26, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

2793. Fluteophone Shop

A cute, plastic flute.

Added by a Guest on August 24, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2794. Euphobia

Fear of hearing good news.

Added by a Guest on August 24, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

2795. Sandwich Islands

Previous name of Hawaii.

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

2796. Dung Beetles

The favorite bug of 2nd grade boys. See also Insects, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on August 22, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2797. Swedish Fish Flavored Oreos

Yeesh.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

2798. Gum Water

Made by soaking bubble gum in water for an hour. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on August 19, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2799. Pittakionophobia

The fear of stickers.

Added by a Guest on August 19, 2016| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2800. Why Didn't the Mouse Fit Through the Hole?

He was riding a tractor.

Added by a Guest on August 18, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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