Guest Entries
Funny Words
2841. Durst
The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.
Funny Phobias
2842. Nyctohylophobia
If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.
Funny Phrases
2845. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou
A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.
Funny Things to Do
2847. Tossing Popcorn and Catching It in Your Mouth
Usually results in a huge mess, but a much more fun way of eating it. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
2848. Barbarian Running
A sport in which you run as far as possible while yelling. If you breathe, you have to stop running.
Funny Sayings
2850. Dinosaurs Were Invented by the CIA to Discourage Time Travel
See also Conspiracies, Dinosaurs.