Guest Entries
Funny Jobs
2842. Gift Skaters
The person who collects flowers, stuffed animals, and other gifts thrown onto skating rinks after a performance.
Funny Conveyances
2845. Partial Zero Emission Vehicles
You know, they kind of don't emit green house gases. Sort of. See also California, Cars.
Funny Insults
2846. If There Was an Award for Laziness, You'd Need Someone to Pick It Up for You
See also Lazy.
Funny Quotes
2847. "Luke, I am your father."
Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.
