Guest Entries

2841. Barmecide

A very specific word meaning imaginary and therefore disappointing. Like Quidditch.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2016| 4 Comments | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2842. Dav

My friend David lost his ID, so now we just call him Dav.

Added by a Guest on November 4, 2016| 9 Comments | 223 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2843. What Do You Call an Old Man Who's Just Been Stabbed?

An ambulance.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2016| 8 Comments | 117 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2844. Joe Flacco

Joe Skinny, apparently. See also Football, Spanish, Sports.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2016| 2 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Rottenegg is a village in the Hallertau of Bavaria, Germany. Formerly a separate municipality, it is now part of the municipality of Geisenfeld in the Upper Bavarian district of Pfaffenhofen. See also German.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2846. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?

You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on October 30, 2016| 2 Comments | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2847. You Rusty Kettle

Insinuates that once you were useful, but now you are quite the opposite, and leave a bad taste in one's mouth.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2016| 4 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

2848. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2016| 7 Comments | 77 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2849. What Did One Snowman Say to Another Snowman?

Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.

Added by a Guest on October 28, 2016| 1 Comment | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

2850. The Angry German

Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2016| 2 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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