Guest Entries
Funny Foods
2871. Kids' Menu
Offered by Mexican, Italian, and Chinese restaurants for kids 12 and below. We're talking chicken tenders, Mac and cheese, and fish sticks. None of the food on the kids menu is actually Mexican, Italian, or Chinese. See also Children.
Funny Movies
2872. Vaseline
The name by which the movie Grease was marketed in Argentina. See also 70's.
Funny Things
2874. Mythril
Like Adamantium steel, mythical metal that only a complete nerd would know about. See also Nerds.
Funny Things
2875. Barfkin
A jack-o-lantern throwing up, using the seeds as vomit. See also Holidays, Vomit.
Funny Sayings
2876. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.
It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.
Funny Animals
2878. Dorkie
Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.
Funny Nicknames
2879. Capn' Cankle
There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.
Funny Words
2880. Durst
The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.