Guest Entries

2871. I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off Shop

Deal with it.

Added by a Guest on August 8, 2016| 1 Comment | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2872. What Happens when a Witch Meets an Wizard?

Nothing. Neither exists. See also Magic.

Added by a Guest on August 6, 2016| 10 Comments | 54 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2873. Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to Come Shop

True dat.

Added by a Guest on August 5, 2016| 8 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2874. Luposlipaphobia

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. Thank you The Far Side. See also Comics, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on August 4, 2016| 8 Comments | 87 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2875. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

Fear of the number 666. See also Devil.

Added by a Guest on August 4, 2016| 14 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2876. Recorders

Torture Idea: Place victim in a room filled with beginner recorder players. Could also work with violins.

Added by a Guest on August 1, 2016| 8 Comments | 58 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2877. The String in a Cup

Oh, your child plays the violin, does he? And yours plays the trombone? Pssh. My child is a virtuoso string in a cup player.

Added by a Guest on July 31, 2016| Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2878. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2016| 6 Comments | 73 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2879. "You Insolent Noisemaker."

A beautiful insult from Shakespeare's The Tempest. See also Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on July 29, 2016| 1 Comment | 56 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

2880. Pokemon Go for Desktop

How does this work? Do you lug your computer from place to place trying to catch Pokemon? See also Computers, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on July 26, 2016| 5 Comments | 56 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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