Guest Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
2872. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?
They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.
Funny Insults
2873. Unwashed Sock
Funny Phobias
2874. Koutaliaphobia
The fear of spoons. As seen in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon. See also Kitchen.
Funny Quotes
2877. "I Don't Say Half of the Junk People Say I Do."
- Albert Einstein See also Science.
Funny Questions
2878. What Do You Call a Dinosaur with Good Vocabulary?
A thesaurus. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Insults
2879. Warmduscher
German insult that translate to "One who only takes hot showers." A German way to call someone a wimp. See also German.
