Guest Entries
Funny Insults
2921. Mad Mustachio Purple-hued Malt-worms
Another Shakespearean insult, this time from King Henry IV, Part 1. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Sayings
2922. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk
See also Alcohol.
Funny Clothes
2925. Vests
Funny Insults
2926. But Thou Hath Done Thy Mother
Proof that Shakespeare started the "your momma" jokes. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Jobs
2927. Substitute Teacher
A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.