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2971. Concupiscent

To be overly lustful.

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2972. Cortana

Windows 10's entirely redundant virtual office assistant. The daughter of Siri and Clippy. See also Computers.

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2973. Changi Airport

Singaporean airport that features a zoo, a life-size model of the Millennium Falcon, and an enormous fish tank. See also Asian.

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2974. Fluorescent Lights

Although efficient, they drain your energy and possibly your soul. See also Office.

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2975. Punching Random Letters into Notepad, then Trying to Find Words

A last-ditch effort to stay awake in an office/work environment. See also Bored, Computers, Office.

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2976. Horse Socks

Patriotic-colored stockings put on horses during parades. See also Horses.

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2977. Architectvre and Bvildings with U's Replaced by V's

2978. Sweet Baby Jesus

Best said slowly and dramatically. See also Blasphemy.

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The The Guinness Book of World Records' "most succinct word," it's found in the South American language of Yaghan and roughly translates to "a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other would initiate something that they both desire but which neither wants to begin."

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2980. Writing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger.

It. Just. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Keyboard. Has. Asthma. See also Computers.

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