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Funny Things to Do

2971. Reading by Candlelight

Your last resort for entertainment when the power goes out. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

2972. PEBKAC

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. Help-desk slang for "You don't know how to use a computer." See also Computers.

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Funny Words

2973. Netiquette

A buzzword that was popular in the early 2000s, but mysteriously died out by 2012. See also Internet.

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Funny Sayings

2974. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

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Funny Diseases

2975. Dysania

The struggle to get up in the morning. Especially common on Mondays between August and May.

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Funny Drinks

2976. Trump Wine

Why does he market it if he won't drink it himself? See also Alcohol, Hypocritical, Politics.

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Funny Sayings

2977. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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Funny Animals

2978. Garden Eels

Often confused with some form of ocean grass. Yech.

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Funny Animals

2979. Sharksucker

Nickname for the remora, a fish known to attach itself to a shark to hitch a ride.

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Funny Insults

2980. You Could Get Lost in an Elevator

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