Guest Entries
Funny Dances
3004. The Lazy Lama
Lay on the ground and sleep and don't do what people tell you to do.
Funny Questions
3005. If Loose Means to Untie a Knot, Why Do People Say "Unloose" the Knot?
Wouldn't "unloose" mean to retie? See also Shoes.
Funny Questions
3006. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?
A condescending con descending. See also Crime.
Funny Sayings
3007. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse
Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3008. The "No Soap Radio" Joke
An elephant and hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, "Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio." I'll let Wikipedia take it from here.
Funny Foods
3009. Malasada
A Portuguese fried bread treat whose name means "poorly cooked". See also Portuguese.
