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3001. Capn' Cankle

There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.

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The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.

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If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.

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Even I do it.

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A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.

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Yes, it is a real thing. See also Pranks, Unicorns.

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Usually results in a huge mess, but a much more fun way of eating it. See also Old-Timey.

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A sport in which you run as far as possible while yelling. If you breathe, you have to stop running.

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