Guest Entries
Funny People
3001. Cortana
Windows 10's entirely redundant virtual office assistant. The daughter of Siri and Clippy. See also Computers.
Funny Places
3002. Changi Airport
Singaporean airport that features a zoo, a life-size model of the Millennium Falcon, and an enormous fish tank. See also Asian.
Funny Things
3003. Fluorescent Lights
Although efficient, they drain your energy and possibly your soul. See also Office.
Funny Things to Do
3004. Punching Random Letters into Notepad, then Trying to Find Words
A last-ditch effort to stay awake in an office/work environment. See also Bored, Computers, Office.
Funny Clothes
3005. Horse Socks
Patriotic-colored stockings put on horses during parades. See also Horses.
Funny Words
3008. Mamihlapinatapai
The The Guinness Book of World Records' "most succinct word," it's found in the South American language of Yaghan and roughly translates to "a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other would initiate something that they both desire but which neither wants to begin."
Funny Advice
3009. Writing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger.
It. Just. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Keyboard. Has. Asthma. See also Computers.