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Funny Drinks

3001. Double-Double

Canadian coffee order with with double cream and double sugar. See also Canadian.

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Funny Phrases

3002. Can't Reach It, Don't Need It

See also Lazy.

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Funny Sayings

3003. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei

German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3004. How Do You Get a Nun Pregnant?

Same way as anyone else.

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Funny Drinks

3005. Blue Bull

Red bull with blue food-coloring.

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Funny Instruments

3006. Ukuleles

Amirite folks?

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Funny Sayings

3007. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.

See also Pets.

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Funny Things

3008. Snapchat and Instagram

Two social media sites used almost exclusively by teenagers within arm's reach of each other. See also Internet, Teenagers, Unnecessary.

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Funny Drinks

3009. Pepnog

Half a glass of Pepsi mixed with eggnog. See also Holidays.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3010. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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