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Funny Phrases

3021. You Done Goofed

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Funny T-Shirts

3022. Hey Vegetarians, My Food Poops on Your Food! Shop

Burn. See also Hunting.

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Funny Insults

3023. Delta Bravo

Phonetic alphabet for DB, aka douchebag.

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Funny Sayings

3024. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!

An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.

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Funny Things

3025. The Jokerman Font

Does anyone use this font besides Mexican restaurants run by white people? See also Computers, Unnecessary.

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Funny Words

3026. Tactical

People in the military use this word a lot to describe anything. Literally anything. See also Military.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3027. What's the Difference Between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

One can be eaten with a fork.

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Funny Sayings

3028. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas

Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.

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Funny Things to Do

3029. Eating Popcorn Kernels Before Dying

To make the cremation interesting. See also Death.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3030. Did You Hear the One About the Cheese That Wrote Poetry?

Neither did I.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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