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3031. Liberating Things

I'm not stealing it, I'm liberating it! See also Crime.

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I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Because every superhero origin story should include a laboratory explosion. See also Comics.

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The preferred mode of transportation of spoiled, six-year-old girls everywhere.

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You may be dyslexic…

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The only thing that rhymes with apocalypse.

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Often employed in car and gas station commercials to make cars and fossil fuels seem friendlier. See also Cars.

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Every picky child demands these, but then grows out of it sometime in middle school. See also Sandwiches.

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