Guest Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
2961. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?
You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.
Funny Insults
2962. You Rusty Kettle
Insinuates that once you were useful, but now you are quite the opposite, and leave a bad taste in one's mouth.
Funny Sayings
2963. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.
Story of my life. See also Marraige.
Funny Questions
2964. What Did One Snowman Say to Another Snowman?
Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.
Funny Drinks
2965. The Angry German
Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.
Funny Words
2966. Unremacadamized
Real word meaning "having not been repaved with macadam." Macadam, by the way, are small broken stones.
Funny Insults
2967. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!
Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.
Funny Insults
2968. Who's This Clown?
A doubly hurtful thing to say because it implies that the person you're insulting is a) a clown, and b) not a very well known clown. See also Clowns.
Funny Things to Do
2969. Gastromancy
Telling fortunes from the rumblings of the stomach. See also Magic.
Funny Names
2970. Puck-Man
Name of Pac-Man when the game was still in beta testing. Changed to Pac-Man because "Puck-Man" left an opportunity for vandals. See also 80's, Profanity, Video Games.
