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Funny Sayings

2961. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!

An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.

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Funny Things

2962. The Jokerman Font

Does anyone use this font besides Mexican restaurants run by white people? See also Computers, Unnecessary.

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Funny Words

2963. Tactical

People in the military use this word a lot to describe anything. Literally anything. See also Military.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2964. What's the Difference Between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

One can be eaten with a fork.

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Funny Sayings

2965. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas

Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.

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Funny Things to Do

2966. Eating Popcorn Kernels Before Dying

To make the cremation interesting. See also Death.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2967. Did You Hear the One About the Cheese That Wrote Poetry?

Neither did I.

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Funny Sayings

2968. Underneath These Clothes I Am Completely Naked

See also Body.

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Funny Sayings

2969. The Only Reason I Am Fat is Because a Tiny Body Could Not Fit All This Personality!

See also Obesity.

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Funny Instruments

2970. Oboe D'amour

Oboe of love. But how romantic can an oboe get? See also Music, Romance.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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