Guest Entries
Funny Things to Do
2961. Sending Messages by Throwing Bricks Through Windows
An old pastime of the Mafia. Makes the recipient have to pay for repairs, too! See also Crime, Old-Timey.
Funny People
2962. The Baby That Represents the New Year and the Dying Old Man Who Represents the Old Year
How come we never see the year in middle age?
Funny Advice
2965. Celebrate Your Birthday Every Year
Scientists have proven that the people who celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.
Funny Foods
2966. Mockturtle Soup
The 18th-century version of imitation crab legs. Soup made from calf brains and organ meats to simulate the texture and flavor of turtle. See also English, Turtles.
Funny Phobias
2968. Achievemephobia
The fear of success. If you have it, it's probably the only thing holding you back from success.
