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Funny Drinks

2951. Poisoned Wine

A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

2952. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

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Funny Jobs

2953. Texas Railroad Commissioner

The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.

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Funny Dances

2954. The "Mature" American

Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on November 14, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

2955. Great Doodle

Cross between a great dane and poodle. See also Dogs.

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Funny Words

2956. Barmecide

A very specific word meaning imaginary and therefore disappointing. Like Quidditch.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

2957. Dav

My friend David lost his ID, so now we just call him Dav.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2958. What Do You Call an Old Man Who's Just Been Stabbed?

An ambulance.

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Funny Names

2959. Joe Flacco

Joe Skinny, apparently. See also Football, Spanish, Sports.

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Funny Places

2960. Rottenegg, Geisenfeld

Rottenegg is a village in the Hallertau of Bavaria, Germany. Formerly a separate municipality, it is now part of the municipality of Geisenfeld in the Upper Bavarian district of Pfaffenhofen. See also German.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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