Guest Entries

Funny Phobias

2951. Globophobia

The fear of balloons.

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Funny Advice

2952. Leaves of Three, Let It be

Cute little rhyme for identifying and avoiding poison ivy. See also Nature.

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Funny Foods

2953. Chicken Fried Chicken

You don't say. See also Redundant, Texas.

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Funny Insults

2954. Naviguesser

A navigator who has no clue where he's going.

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Funny Insults

2955. Walking Eagle

Donald Trump's Native American name. Given to him because he's so full of crap that he can't fly. See also Birds, Politics.

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Funny Words

2956. Voluntold

The state of being asked to volunteer, but really being told to do something. See also Portmanteau.

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Funny Conveyances

2957. Ford Pinto

Unsafe at any speed, according to Ralph Nader. See also 70's, Cars.

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Funny Instruments

2958. Gutbucket

Also called a washtub base. Basically a bucket with a string attached to a broom handle that's nearly impossible to tune.

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Funny Instruments

2959. Paperclip

For fairly obvious reasons, the translation of the French word for trombone. See also French.

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Funny Phrases

2960. Go and Cook Yourself and Egg!

Translation of the French way of saying "Leave me alone!" See also French.

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