Guest Entries

Funny Things to Do

2941. Parking as Close as You Can to the Gym

Careful! You don't want to get too much exercise. See also Exercise, Lazy.

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Funny Questions

2942. Who Closes the Door when the Bus Driver Leaves the Bus?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2943. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health

See also Obesity.

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Funny Nicknames

2944. Spice Boi

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Funny Phobias

2945. Abibliophobia

The fear of running out of reading material.

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Funny Things to Do

2946. Stepping on a Rake

Classic cartoon humor. Works with hoes as well. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

2947. Waking Up and Destroying Your Alarm Clock

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

2948. If You're Drinking to Forget, Pay in Advance

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Jobs

2949. Chicken Sexer

Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

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Funny Phobias

2950. Levophobia

Fear of things to the left side of the body.

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